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(edition #6/6. January 1999)
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t h r i l l e r d o i n g t h e m o o n w a l k w i t h b r u s s e l s s p r o u t s a g o n y o f a m. j a c k s o n i m p e r s o n a t o r
a. h i t l e r / m e i n k a m p f : s k i p p e d ' a a ' m e e t i n g sa n d t h e a d v a n t a g e s o f m o d e r n c a r d e s i g n
w a l r u s s i n gw h i l s t e m b r a c i n g r e a l p o r n o g r a p h y
r i d g e f o r p r e s i d e n tp o i s o n o u s a l c a l o i d e x t r a c t e d a s o i l y l i q u i d t o c o m b a t t v b o r e d o m
5 0 y e a r s a f t e r t h e s p l a s h :t h o s e g h a s t l y e x p e r i m e n t s t h e y d i d i n r o s w e l l( n e v e r s e e n p h o t o s a n d n e w l y r e l e a s e d c l a s s i f i e d m a t e r i a l )

Remember that the attitude of the military in 1947 towards extra-terrestials was not as subtle as today: "Just give us the grid coordinates, and we'll do the rest with flame throwers!"
(Prof. Ian Valdemosa in regards to the Roswell incident)
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