(edition #6/6. January 1999)



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t h r i l l e r d o i n g   t h e   m o o n   w a l k   w i t h   b r u s s e l s   s p r o u t s  a g o n y   o f   a   m.  j a c k s o n   i m p e r s o n a t o r


a.  h i t l e r / m e i n   k a m p f :   s k i p p e d   ' a a '   m e e t i n g sa n d   t h e  a d v a n t a g e s   o f   m o d e r n   c a r   d e s i g n


w a l r u s s i n gw h i l s t   e m b r a c i n g   r e a l   p o r n o g r a p h y


r i d g e   f o r   p r e s i d e n tp o i s o n o u s   a l c a l o i d   e x t r a c t e d   a s   o i l y l i q u i d   t o   c o m b a t   t v   b o r e d o m

5 0   y e a r s   a f t e r   t h e   s p l a s h :t h o s e   g h a s t l y   e x p e r i m e n t s   t h e y    d i d   i n    r o s w e l l( n e v e r   s e e n   p h o t o s   a n d   n e w l y   r e l e a s e d   c l a s s i f i e d   m a t e r i a l )


Remember that the attitude of the military in 1947 towards extra-terrestials was not as subtle as today: "Just give us the grid coordinates, and we'll do the rest with flame throwers!"
(Prof. Ian Valdemosa in regards to the Roswell incident)


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